BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Due to the ongoing violence in the Windy City, ObamaCare has now mandated that all medical plans in Cook County have extended coverage for gunshot wounds. Also, couples that have been married more than 50 years that live within the city limits, must have coverage for funerals to due to an unexpected death by suffocation with a pillow, and funds for a criminal defense lawyer for the surviving spouse.

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