Iran Secret Talks_Chambigtop_20131124_051037

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Iran and six world powers reached a deal that would halt parts of Iran’s nuclear program in exchange for what was described by the Obama administration as “modest relief” from international sanctions. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Nentanyahu called the deal “a historic mistake”. An unnamed source in the White House stated that President Obama now wants Iran to launch nuclear strikes against Israel, after he saw a video on youtube of Nentanyahu literally falling down laughing at the amount of times the ObamaCare website crashed. Using the health care website as reference, President Obama was quoted as saying, “I want him to know how it feels when things blow up in your face!”

One Reply to “BREAKING NEWS”

Leave a Reply