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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A new online business that has plans to compete with Amazon will be opening this fall. It’s called the “Psychic Store” and will be offering a large variety of products. They will be unique because everyone in their customer service department is a psychic that will accurately predict what you want, and then ship the item to you 24 hours before you place the order. They will also have people arrested for identity theft up to three hours before the crooked customer contemplates stealing a credit card.

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