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BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – The Japanese lingerie company Ravijour has created a tech-laden bikini top alarm system, that was created to combat the ongoing breast implant theft that’s happening on beaches, while sunbathing women are sleeping. If the bikini top is undone without authorization, it releases an ear piercing alarm, and also sends a GPS signal from their cell phone to nearby police. Countless women in California women are applauding the new product, stating that not only does it prevents them from losing their investment, it also prevents them from losing their shallow boyfriends that wouldn’t give them the time of day without the superficial cosmetic surgery.

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