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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Italy – Without giving an explanation, the Catholic Church announces that they are becoming more lax with their rules regarding homosexuality. They said that they no longer have a problem with the large percentage of priests that are regularly seen in gay bars, but maintain it is still improper for them while socializing there, to consume alcohol.

• March 18, 2014


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