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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m 15 years old and I recently did some research on my family tree for a school report….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Almost 80 days ago I began an attempt to break the world record for the longest amount of time an…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Jeopardy champion Arthur Chu is suing the popular game show…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The original Batmobile that was rejected by ABC for the 1960’s tv series is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dublin, Ireland – After nearly a two year criminal investigation, law enforcement in several cities arrests over…

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                A LITTLE CHILD HAVING A BALL

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BREAKING NEWS – Garankuwa, South Africa – Under the instruction of Pastor Lesego Daniel of Rabboni Centre Ministries, dozens of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – North Korea’s state media confirmed on Monday what was surely never in doubt…

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BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – Models are seen flaunting vivid prints and bold shapes created by clothes designer Yohji…

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2015 BUGATTI GALIBIER ROYALE PRICE – $1, 400,000.00 TOP SPEED – 235 mph

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Televangelist Joel Osteen’s church in Houston announced Monday that $600,000 in Sunday donations were…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – In his recently released unpublished memoirs, film legend John Wayne stated that he hated…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lansing, Michigan – A Michigan cancer patient is fighting back after her critical claims about ObamaCare were…

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2015 LAMBORGHINI HURACAN PRICE – $250,000.00 TOP SPEED – 205 MPH

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Arthur Chu continues on a roll as he wins again on Jeopardy, and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A representative for Joe Biden stated that the Vice President “misspoke twice” when he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sonora, California – Police Chief Mark Stinson, is trying to determine how two 8-year-olds and a 9-year-old…

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2015 FERRARI SPIDER PRICE – $298,000.00 TOP SPEED – 202 MPH

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to historians and the Guinness Book of World Records, President Obama has broken…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A spokesman for Secretary of State John Kerry finally explain why he recently did…

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