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I am now open for business!!! Stop going to these fake mediums and fortune tellers that are nothing but con artists and hustlers! These people are always saying that they can predict the future. But I have recently discovered that I have the ability to predict the past, and my accuracy rate is an impressive 70%!!! So give me a call so we can meet and talk. (By appointment only, no refunds, and the margin of error will be plus or minus 3%).

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