BREAKING NEWS – Caracas, Venezuela – Members of “El Sistema” (The System) that have played harps outside the operating room where a woman is giving birth at a maternity hospital in Caracas, have been told to cease immediately after several lawsuits were filed. The order was issued by the hospital administrator, when an increasing number of women regained consciousness from a difficult pregnancy and went into full cardiac arrest, after they assumed that the music was coming from angels because they died on the operating table.

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