BREAKING NEWS – Dannemora, New York – Prison worker Joyce Mitchell reportedly smuggled escaped convicts Richard Matt and David Sweat, tools in hamburger meat. Law enforcement sources told the New York Post that Mitchell came up with the idea to sneak the tools into the jail hidden in frozen ground beef. The news immediately prompted more than 100 volunteers to assist in the search of the escapees, with at least 75 of them being angry cows.

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