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Biden - Trump

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic National Committee chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz and the Republican National Committee chairman Reince Priebus, are now openly acknowledging there is a real possibility of a general election between Joe Biden and Donald Trump. According to a joint written statement by the two of them, they explained, “Considering some of the frequent ‘off the wall comments’ that both Trump and Biden have made, the only appropriate network that should host their potential debate should be Comedy Central.”

Debbie Wasserman-SchultzDonald TrumpJoe Biden

• August 3, 2015


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