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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Phil Griffin the president of last place in the ratings MSNBC, is now accusing Fox News of a being a cheerleader of the republican party after he watched the debate. “It’s obvious what they were doing and the whole country saw it first hand”, he explained. “All three Fox moderators knowing and intentionally asked all ten men very tough questions, with the sole purpose of making them better candidates during the election process, by forcing them to become more informed on current events so they can have solutions to problems, and to be better prepared for future debates. We at MSNBC will only ask democrats running for office, easy, softball questions that have been pre-approved by the person being interviewed. This ongoing policy clearly reflects our objectivity, and it also confirms that we have no interest in ‘schooling’ any liberals or democrats.”

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• August 7, 2015


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