BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The United Nations announces another growing problem in the Middle East regarding explosives. An increasing amount of homeless men that stand on the streets begging passersby for money, are now wearing vests filled with dynamite. They threaten to set off the TNT unless they are given a couple of dollars regularly from perfect strangers, and the U.N. is referring to these vagrants as “suicide bums”.

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