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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Dave George who is the CEO of Italian food restaurant Olive Garden, states that they will abide by a federal judge’s ruling regarding a certain type of their food. Due to several lawsuits that were filed against the national franchise complaining that their spaghetti was too watery, the judge has now issued a restraining order.

Olive Garden

• December 3, 2015


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