BREAKING NEWS – Washington D.C. – The ACLU has now filed a formal complaint with the United Nations and the State Department regarding 50 of their members going to Middle East, and not been heard from in over three weeks. They went there to see if they could persuade the Muslim governments to allow them to make it legal to open up gay bars. The president of the ACLU Susan Herman, stated that she is concerned for their safety, and even though she acknowledged that she can’t prove it, she believes that ruthless republicans are somehow behind their mysterious disappearance.

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