BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While on Fox News, Jesse Jackson made the incredible statement, “Semi-automatic weapons are not just about gun control, they’re about national security. You know that these weapons can shoot down airplanes, and can blow up railroads.” When asked about his provocative statement later in the day, Jackson doubled down. “Not only can these deadly weapons sink ships, a skilled marksman can pick off astronauts that are currently living at the International Space Station.”

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