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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama was seen leaving Air Force One with a very depressed Hillary Clinton. She met with him inquiring about getting a pardon in regards to her email scandal, and the current FBI investigation into the Clinton Foundation. According to witnesses, President Obama laughed each time she asked for a pardon, while simultaneously placing his wrists together as if he were getting handcuffed.

FBIHillary ClintonPresident Obama

• November 15, 2016


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