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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A newly released email from WikiLeaks shows that Bill and Hillary Clinton hired a tailor to make their clothes with the strongest thread on the market. They both found it necessary to insure that as the millions of dollars flowed into the Clinton Foundation, their pants wouldn’t rip from them perpetually lining their pockets.

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• November 2, 2016


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