BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a recently leaked email, Campaign Chairman John Podesta explained to his staff the main reason why he didn’t like GOP nominee Donald Trump. “He is the most arrogant man I have ever seen in my life and he will never change”, he began. “Whereas, if Hillary gets elected, her chronic perpetually lying can be treated with years of counseling, prayer, and a lot of shock therapy.”

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