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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Many stars criticized Donald Trump for suggesting he might not accept the election results. But now it’s Hollywood who is having trouble accepting the results since the real estate mogul was elected president. Lady Gaga, for one, is pushing for her fans to sign a series of petitions that would hand the presidency over to Hillary Clinton. Donald Trump has agreed to abide by the petitions under three conditions: That the petition has the signatures of everyone in the U.S. who voted in the election, it has to be unanimous that they want him to give the presidency to Hillary Clinton, and that Lady Gaga gets fitted for a straitjacket.

Donald TrumpHillary ClintonLady Gaga

• November 11, 2016


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