BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a profile for New York Magazine, Harry Reid was informed about Vice President Joe Biden’s possible interest in running for president. Asked if he would support the Vice President, Reid replied, “It depends on who’s running. It appears we’re going to have an old folks’ home. We’ve got Elizabeth Warren; she’ll be 71. Biden will be 78. Bernie Sanders will be 79. If this isn’t resolved now, the 2020 democratic presidential candidates will be known as the party of senile mummies.”

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