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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton now blames her loss last November due to the mental health of people that voted against her. “For the past few months I have being doing extensive research on the psychology of elections,” she stated. “And I have now objectively concluded that the reason why many people voted against me, was due to them having an extremely unhealthy focus on honesty.”

Hillary Clinton

• February 22, 2017


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