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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Caitlyn Jenner’s comment about last week’s shooting at the GOP baseball practice that left House Majority Whip Steve Scalise critically injured, did not go over well. In reference to the shooter, Jenner said, “”Fortunately, the guy was a really bad shot…Liberals can’t even shoot straight.” Many people, celebrities included, took to Twitter to express their disdain for the 67-year-old’s remarks. Later at a press conference, Jenner was in tears. “I am a transgender, so I should be allowed to say what I want without any public scorn,” he began. “Anyone who criticizes me for any reason is either homophobic, or they are simply twisted insensitive people that enjoy watching my make-up smear.”

• June 20, 2017


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