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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – DNC Chair Tom Perez said he was deeply offended when Kellyanne Conway tweeted after Republican Karen Handel beat Democrat Jon Ossoff, “Laughing my #Ossoff”. “This type of implied vulgar language is totally uncalled for,” he stated. “Small children could’ve read this deplorable example that Conway tweeted, and if she had an ounce of common sense, she would not have ran to this disgusting level of profanity in public. This is a new low in political discourse, and I hope God will forgive her for using speech this vile with no regards to the depths she has reduced herself to!”

Tom Perez

• June 21, 2017


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