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BREAKING NEWS – Mt. Kisco, New York – Dr. Alyssa Dweck, a board-certified OB-GYN states that there are 9 early signs of pregnancy that are easy to miss. Some of them are stronger nails, fatigue, and increased sense of smell. But she said the most common signs that a woman is pregnant is “the worthless father either skipping town, or for him to walk passed her in public as if they never met.”

• June 22, 2017


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