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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Even though there are calls for Nancy Pelosi to step down as House Minority Leader, she states that she has no intention of honoring such a request. And according to a text she sent to other democrats on Capital Hill, she warned that if any of them votes her out of that position, she will fly over their homes, casting spells on everyone, including small children and pets. To show that she is serious, Pelosi also sent them a picture of her wearing a black hat and cape at a gas station, filling up her broom.

Nancy Pelosi

• June 23, 2017


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