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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – There has now been some leaked footage of John Podesta crying on election night, after earlier in the day promising Hillary Clinton she would easily win. Many of her supporters stated that they admire seeing his softer side… and his ability to survive a tidal wave without any scuba gear.

Hillary ClintonJohn Podesta

• June 23, 2017


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