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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – One “Jeopardy!” champion and best-selling children’s book author Ken Jennings, is facing heat after mocking President Trump’s 11-year-old son Barron over the controversial photo of Kathy Griffin holding a blooded mask of the 70-year-old. Barron’s older half-brother, Donald Trump Jr., spotted the tweet and immediately retaliated. “It takes a real man to pick on an 11 year old. Yet another low from the left, but they will rationalize this away with their usual excuses.” Jennings then responded to the tweet of Donald Trump Jr. “I am Ken Jennings and I won over nearly $3.5 million on Jeopardy which is still the record. So before Donald Trump Jr. wants to challenge me on a tweet I posted, he oughta keep his mouth shut until he knows what it’s like to handle big money!”

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• June 2, 2017


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