BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton’s plan for a fireworks display comparable to the 4th of July on the 2016 election night, was cancelled even though she had already acquired the permits. She planned on the aerial detonations for her potential victory that would last for two minutes starting as early at 9:30 p.m. — a half-hour after the polls closed in New York. She said on her current book tour that she later sold all of the fireworks to some Muslims in NYC that wanted to buy some gunpowder, that also admitted they were strong supporters of ISIS. “Unlike Donald Trump, I am not an Islamaphobic,” Clinton explained. “Because he on the other hand, would not have sold it to them, and instead he would’ve probably asked them some personal questions based on his bigotry, looking for a racist excuse not to make the transaction.”

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