BREAKING NEWS – Mexico City, Mexico – In an election many Mexicans hope will be a turning point for a country beset by decades of corruption, violence and enduring poverty, voters turned to left-wing populist Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador. He has consistently railed against President Trump’s immigration policies in no uncertain terms. In his speech after he won, he addressed President Trump’s southern border wall. “I don’t care how high the wall is, my people will get through even if we have to use a catapult and toss them over. And if they survive the impact and regain consciousness, they will demand medical attention from the U.S. to assist in healing their broken bones, thus we will bankrupt that bigoted nation through ObamaCare, as a lesson for them electing Donald Trump!”

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