BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump mocked climate scientists while warning the Midwest of impending freezing temperatures that will happen on Wednesday. In his tweet he stated, “In the beautiful Midwest, windchill temperatures are reaching minus 60 degrees, the coldest ever recorded. In coming days, expected to get even colder. People can’t last outside even for minutes. What the hell is going on with Global Warming? Please come back fast, we need you!” Al Gore then tweeted responding to President Trump. “This is how it works,” explained the former vice president. “As the earth gets warmer, the winters gets colder. I call it a ‘boomerang blizzard’. What intelligent person can argue with my newest theory, or my latest catch phrase?”

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