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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders’ 2016 presidential campaign spokesman unloaded on Hillary Clinton and her team, calling them the “biggest a–holes in American politics,” after former members of Clinton’s campaign leaked details this week about Sanders’ use of private jets to attend campaign rallies on her behalf. Speaking to Politico, the spokesman, Michael Briggs, proceeded to call Clinton’s staff “total ingrates,”  and added, “You can see why she’s one of the most disliked politicians in America,” he said, referring to Clinton. “She’s not nice. Her people are not nice.” Clinton responded by saying, “I had the 2016 democratic primary rigged, and if Sanders and his staffers don’t shut up, I’ll have the one in 2020 rigged too! And secondly, I find it very offensive to refer to me as ‘not nice.’”

Bernie SandersHillary Clinton

• February 27, 2019


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