BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Freshman Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said young people have to ask a “legitimate question” in the wake of climate change and mounting student loan debt: “Is it okay to still have children?” She went on to say, “Our planet is going to face disaster if we don’t turn this ship around. So I am urging all people on this planet, to refrain from having children for five generations. This will give us time to address the mounting problems on earth. And once these issues are resolved, then we can have a worldwide baby boom. Intelligent, clear thinking people will agree that this is another one of my well thought out long term solutions.”

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