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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., recently entered the 2020 presidential race promising to transform America with a left-wing vision of economic and environmental justice. But the self-described democratic socialist’s high-end income, multiple houses and fondness for air travel have already opened him up to criticism that his lifestyle doesn’t always match the rhetoric. Sanders has raised eyebrows over his spending and personal wealth. Notably, he owns three houses. In 2016, he bought a $575,000 four-bedroom lake-front home in his home state. This is in addition to a row house in Washington D.C., as well as a house in Burlington, Vermont. He commented after this information was made public. “Yes it’s true, I have three houses. However, I am not a hypocrite, because I have an issue with people that owns four or more homes. And during my campaign, I will continue to point out the economic imbalance regarding the ‘one percenters’ and the ‘four housers’”.

Bernie Sanders

• February 28, 2019


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