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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was visiting a friend of mine at his house, and his place is always filthy and he is constantly making pathetic excuses on how unsanitary it is. His latest one is, because he said he’s mentally unstable, the bugs I see crawling around his kitchen, are actually “service” roaches. What the…

Life through Blake's eyes

• February 24, 2019


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