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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has offered up some advice on how former Vice President Joe Biden can avoid ending up in any other “inappropriate” situations. “Just pretend you have a cold,” Pelosi said during a Politico event. “I’m a member of the straight-arm club…I just pretend that you have a cold and I have a cold. Join the straight-arm club with me.” Pelosi continued to say it is important to understand that today, “people’s space is important to them,” and “what’s important is how they receive it, not necessarily how you intended it.” She went on to say, “Fortunately I don’t have to deal with these kind of issues, because the only people that want to get that close to me, are archaeologists.”

Joe BidenNancy Pelosi

• April 3, 2019


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