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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – As Lori Loughlin and her husband Mossimo Giannulli prepare to fight the charges against them in the ongoing college admissions scandal, a new report indicates that they’re struggling with the negative public perception. As they prepare for what comes next in their legal proceedings, a source tells People that the entire family is struggling with how they’re being viewed in the public eye. “This is putting unspeakable stress on her and her family,” the insider told the outlet. “They’re having to play this all out publicly, and they’re fair game for jokes and memes, but also outraged [by] people who are saying that they are cheaters.” “I resent the fact that me, my husband, and my two daughters are being referred to as ‘cheaters'”, Loughlin said in a tweet. “And I’m even more outraged that the U.S. Attorney is trying to use criminal laws against me, that should only be applied to crooked poor people.”

Lori Loughlin

• April 18, 2019


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