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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Nipsey Hussle has received what seems like an unprecedented amount of love from fans and peers across the board. So-So Def founder Jermaine Dupri shared his thoughts about Nipsey on Twitter saying that he believes the Los Angeles native was Jesus reincarnated. The tale of the tape lines up in some aspects, most glaringly the age Nip was when he was murdered, 33, was the same as Jesus. Some of have even pointed to Nipsey being set up similar to Christ of the bible. “And the only reason reason Nipsey didn’t walk away from the grave in three days,” explained Dupri, “is because I believe racist white people that work at Forest Lawn-Hollywood Hills cemetery, poured cement on top of his casket after he was lowered into the ground instead of just dirt, making it nearly impossible for him to rise from the dead.”

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• April 19, 2019


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