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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Rosa, California – Scamp the Tramp will never win a beauty contest. But he’s won an ugly one. The bug-eyed, dreadlocked pooch took top honors at the 31st annual World’s Ugliest Dog Contest. Owner Yvonne Morones, won an appearance with her pet on the “Today” show, $1,500 in cash and another $1,500 to donate to an animal shelter. It was a close call with the second place finisher, but Scamp clinched the victory after his reflection in a stainless steel dog dish, cause it to crack.

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• June 26, 2019


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