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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine really injured himself when he accidentally slipped and twisted his entire leg. The middle of his leg is so sore that he can’t move it all, and he needs to give someone the authority to take care of his daily affairs. I advised him to simultaneously have a meeting with a doctor and a lawyer, and between the two of them they can show him how to give the power of “a turned knee.” What the…

Life through Blake's eyes

• June 15, 2019


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