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BREAKING NEWS – Peterborough, New Hampshire – As Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., continues releasing a long list of policy proposals, she can’t seem to live down the controversy surrounding her ancestry. During a town hall event in New Hampshire, a woman asked Warren how she and others could trust her given her past claim about having Native American ancestry. “How do you overcome the bridge with voters like me who like you, who like your plans, who like what you have to say but I have concerns about your honesty?” Elizabeth Radecic inquired. “Ok, I lied. I’m sorry and I regret it,” explained Warren. “However, if I am elected president, I promise to never ever bring up any direct or indirect references to me alleging that I am Native American. I have learned my lesson, and will never dishonor my tribe again.”

Elizabeth Warren

• July 23, 2019


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