BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – A bat caused quite a scene when it was discovered on a Spirit Airlines flight. According to a Spirit Airlines spokesperson, the stowaway mammal was discovered about 30 minutes into a flight from Charlotte, N.C., to Newark, N.J. “It is believed the bat started its journey in Charlotte, flying into an overhead bin while our crews were doing overnight maintenance,” read a statement by Spirit. “It flew around the cabin for about 15 minutes, frightening all of the passengers. Eventually it landed on one of the first class seats, changed into Dracula, and then ordered a Bloody Mary.”

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