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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN is fast-tracking an all-black panel show, Page Six has exclusively learned. The struggling cable network hopes to hire regular CNN contributors April Ryan, Andrew Gillum, Angela Rye and Bakari Sellers as panelists for a brand-new show. The plan was kicked into high gear following the positive response the group received after appearing on the network’s morning show, “New Day With Alisyn Camerota and John Berman” during the Democratic debates last week. A leaked email sent from CNN President Jeff Zucker to his staff explains the motive. “President Trump is getting more and more black support, and we will try to squelch it,” the email began. “Hopefully with these four people, they can persuade millions of black people who received employment created by Trump’s tax cuts, to show no gratitude. And I am confident that this newly created panel, knows how to influence people of their own race, with some of their profanity laced clichés that’s part of their culture, and other vulgar vile offensive phrases that’s part of their everyday conversations. Yep, 2020 is looking good in regards to regaining control over those people.”

April RyanCNNDonald TrumpJeff Zucker

• August 14, 2019


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