BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA is making preparations for sending humans back to the Moon by 2024 and in doing so, has shown off the latest spacesuits that astronauts will wear on their return trip. The new suit, known as the Exploration Extravehicular Mobility Unit, will have a number of different features to prevent “inhalation or contamination of the suit’s life support system or other spacecraft,” the space agency said, adding that the suit is also built to withstand extreme temperatures, either minus 250 degrees Fahrenheit if an astronaut is in the shade or up to 250 degrees in sunlight. And if for some reason they get stranded on the moon, with no hope to return. They have the back pack holds a 32 inch tv, so they can watch Netflix until they roast or freeze the death. Or they can lock it permanently on MSNBC, in which within an hour or so, the astronauts will be happy to end it all by turning off their life support.