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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – One of President Obama’s former doctors reportedly disputed a letter released by former Vice President Joe Biden’s campaign in which the former vice president’s own doctor praised the 77-year-old presidential candidate as a “healthy, vigorous” man.

“He’s not a healthy guy,” said Dr. David Scheiner, who previously served as Obama’s physician. According to the Washington Examiner, Scheiner read Biden’s medical history and said the presidential candidate “has a lot of issues.” Scheiner previously told the Examiner that Biden “looked frail” during the first Democratic primary debate. “I sort of got the feeling he wasn’t very strong,” he said. “I would probably recommend him having a healthy balanced diet, regular exercise, and vitamins. That would help him physically, but I have no idea what he can do to alter his stupidity. And to my knowledge, there are no meals or workouts that can transform him from being an imbecile, unless there are some medical advances that I am not aware of.”

Joe BidenPresident Obama

• December 20, 2019


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