Unconfirmed Breaking News
A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Daily Photos & Art

For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any…

Continue Reading

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 59 years old with a good job. I have a pleasant personality, and I have been…

Continue Reading

Life through Blake’s eyes…

My next door neighbors recently bought a car for their irresponsible son… and now the police has it. When a…

Continue Reading

Daily Photos & Art

A SNOW COVERED ROAD

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden’s campaign manager Greg Schultz, stated that the he is not worried about…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe apologized for lying to federal investigators concerning an…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – Best-selling spiritual author and Democratic presidential primary candidate Marianne Williamson has laid off…

Continue Reading

Daily Photos & Art

A HANDFUL OF WINTER

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Independence County, Arkansas – Hunter Biden’s attorneys fired back after a private investigation firm again attempted to…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According to a new Business Insider study, 34 percent of respondents…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s Chuck Todd faced backlash on social media for highlighting a…

Continue Reading

Daily Photos & Art

Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in January. Birthstone: GarnetZodiac signs: Capricorn and Aquarius

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Dana Perino criticized Democratic presidential hopeful Michael Bloomberg’s “open office plan”…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – Pope Francis I was happily greeting children and pilgrims in St. Peter’s Square on…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Pompeo spoke this past April at Texas A&M University, recalling the…

Continue Reading

1 4 5 6