BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – As if his poor results in Iowa and New Hampshire weren’t enough, Joe Biden was met with chants of “Drop out, Joe!” as he left a campaign fundraiser in New York City, according to reports.

Other protesters from the group New York Communities for Change held a mock “funeral” for Biden’s candidacy, featuring a black coffin decorated with Biden 2020 stickers.

“Ok, two things,” the former VP said in response. “First of all, I am not a drop out, and as a matter of fact, I got mostly C’s my fifth and sixth year in high school. And secondly in regards to that coffin, I am not dead, even though my family members and close friends will argue that most of my brain cells are.”

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