Due to the food shortages, I have been buying whatever is available in stores and have been eating some strange combinations. A couple of days ago I ate some sardines covered with whipped cream, yesterday I ate strawberries on spam. And it amazes me at how many things around my home is edible. Yesterday I ate some speaker wire, the tongues of all my shoes, and a remote control. Right now I’m chopping up my big screen tv into manageable portions, and refrigerating it after placing it in sandwich bags. I regret not buying more seasoning.