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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden attempts to a draw a clear distinction between himself and President Trump, that even left some of his supporters scratching their heads. “I am not a vengeful person like Trump with an enemies list,” he explained. “I don’t try to get even with people that have wronged me in the past, mainly because I can’t remember who they are.”

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• April 1, 2020


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