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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A close-up of President Donald Trump’s notes shows where “Corona” was crossed out and replaced with “Chinese” as he speaks with his coronavirus task force during a briefing at the White House on March 19. On the previous page, he crossed out at the last minute, compelling information that Nancy Pelosi is from another planet, including her birth certificate that contained particles found only on Mars, and her private mailing address being a P.O. Box in Area 51.

Area 51Donald TrumpNancy Pelosi

• April 1, 2020


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