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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. –  President Trump says he’d “love” to talk with Joe Biden about the coronavirus outbreak after Biden’s presidential campaign said he wanted to call.

“Sleepy Joe, did he write the statement or did some PR person write it?” Trump said at a White House press conference.

But Trump added: “Oh absolutely, I’d love to speak with him, sure… I always found him to be a nice guy. I don’t know him very well, frankly, but I think he’s probably a nice guy — No, if he’d like to call I would absolutely take his call.”

According to the President, the presumptive Democratic nominee did call him a few hours later, but the call didn’t last long. Trump stated that after he answered the phone, Biden had completely forgotten the subject matter he wanted to discuss and the purpose of the call, but the former VP promised to call back “next week on Thanksgiving Day”.

Donald TrumpJoe Biden

• April 2, 2020


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